I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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