i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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