Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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