if you like me you must not know who I am
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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