Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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