i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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