I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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