I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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