Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
