Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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