I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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