Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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