Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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