You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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