But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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