Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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