i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Found the puke drawer
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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