he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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