I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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