At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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