I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
