I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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