Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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