The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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