Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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