i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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