well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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