Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This is my gift to your gina
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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