I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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