I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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