I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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