I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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