Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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