I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
3pm strippers are depressing
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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