arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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