Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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