Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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