brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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