I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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