so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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