Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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