And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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