is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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