no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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