i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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