you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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