: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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