she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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