My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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