just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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