I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
