Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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