her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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